Christopher Walken

Christopher Walken rocks. There is absolutely no one like him. Biloxi Blues -- perhaps the greatest comedic portrayal of someone with a steel plate in his head. Pulp Ficton, Weapon of Choice, More Cowbell, Colonel Angus -- genius. Even his lesser known work is brilliant -- the embittered Rainbow Head on SNL. Brilliant. He's so good that multiple people do hilarious impressions of him. All of this and he was the second choice for Han Solo.

But does he have to be in every single movie? Caught the last 45 seconds of Joe Dirt today. You know the world's only David Spade vehicle? Chris was there. Saw some commercials for the apparently horrible remake of Stepford Wives. Chris was there.

Chris, take a break. Have a beer. Don't turn into Michael Caine.