Go California

We have our issues here in California. Most of the water is in the northern third of the state and most of the people are in the southern third -- on the other side of 3,000 ft. mountains. Houses cost about as much as the budget of some small cities. We have earthquake faults spread around like spaghetti thrown against a wall to see if it's done. Paris Hilton lives here.

But, damn, you have to love a place where you can wear shorts on Super Bowl Sunday.